I am so excited!

Hi my name is Ian and I am sooooo excited because love my exersaucer and that Santa Clause is coming to town and cuz my mommy and daddy love me and play with me and cuz my daddy is the coolest daddy in the world and cuz my grandmas love me and cuz I am really good at making long run on sentences and that I have not had to learn about those dumb things yet and cuz I get to go to Florida in a few weeks and cuz it snowed and I got to go play in it even though I got it on my face and it made me cry and I made a snow angel and my mommy has yummy milk for me to eat and I like green beans even though I make a really funny face every time I get the first bite of them and if you look deep in my eyes you will see my crazy daddy in there somewhere and hopefully that is tamed by me having some of my extremely tame mommy in me and I love to play with my little monkey and polar bear and drink beer with my daddy and see who can drink the most hot sauce in one sitting and see who can fart the loudest and of course my daddy beats me but not by much as I am a big boy now but I still poop my pants and hey did I say I had a cold and some really big old boogies coming out of my nose and that is why daddy calls me boogies I think but maybe it is just because it is a funny nick name and he says he wont call me that in front of my friends and he better not because I will cry and break his heart yeah and I will cry so hard it will make him cry to and that will be my revenge and then I will laugh at him and call him a wuss for crying and then he will feel stupid and that will be my second revenge and then I will always make sure I poop before daddy changes my diapers too as my third revenge but hopefully I will be out of diapers when I go to school and oh yeah I want to say hi to my uncle Demel who is silly too like my daddy but daddy says he is a wuss and couldnt beat up a mime even if the mime was tied gagged and unconsious but I dont know what all that means but my daddy says it anyway maybe to confuse me cuz uncle Demel is really cool and aunt Christa is pretty cool too and she and mommy are going to take care of me the whole time we are in Florida so daddy and uncle Demel can go do whatever they want which is really neat of them and I will cry if daddy and uncle Demel have to take care of me ever

love Ian