Seriouslly.... Merry Christmas!

You need to ask myself, can you be serious for once? The answer is that I was serious once, and it got me in pretty big trouble. So, now that it is done, I can at least answer yes to that question. Now on to the silliness....

American Airlines reported today that one of its 737 aircraft has accidentally hit Santa Clause on a flight from Vancouver to Detroit. A spokes person was quoted saying, "We regret this incident and want to apologize to all the children around the world that will no longer get gifts because of this." When they get around to scraping Santa off of the plane, funeral services will be held at the North Pole.

Monday is Christmas, and I am starting a new tradition with Katrina's family. In addition to the traditional turkey, we are adding BEEF to the menu! That's right, I am cooking up an 8 lb, grade A PRIME, PRIME RIB roast! We are acquiring this luscious cut of meat from Petty's meat market in Longwood, FL where some of the best meat can be had at relatively expensive, but worth it prices. I will cook it RARE to medium-rare of course, as that is the ONLY way to eat BEEF! When I pop this in my mouth and it melts over my tongue providing the most sensational burst of pleasure, I will think of you all eating your dry, nasty turkey... suckers! I am sure my next post will document this experience.

We will be in Florida for 10 days this year, and it should be a great relaxing experience, and of course much needed. Hopefully I can torment Demel continuously. I am sure I will make him pee in his underoos several times, although he doesn't really need much help with that one.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good BEEF!