Once up on a time, in a family far, far away....
"Yummy! I think I will eat your brain now."
"Ewwww, your brain tastes funny!"
"Uhhhhh..... ohhhh.... I... I ate too much brain... it's leaking out my nose. I feel woosy. Help... me...."
Jeff is now without a brain.
"uggg... uhhhhhh.... hehehehe.... uhhhh.... hehehehe"
"Ian, come on, you like brain, so I am pretty sure you will like pureed newt gizzard. Here, try it! You really need to quit eating peoples brains. Some of them need it."
"You ate my dad's brain. I am mad at you. Grrr. Now Sean Connery will smash you good."
"YOU did this! You taught this little guy to eat brains!"
"Lord, please heal Ian of his brain eating affliction."
"Mmmmm!!!! I smell brains!!!!"
"Ok... I will pretend I am happy. I will also pretend I like I like it when this kid eats my brain."
"Ok, lets play put your hand close to him, and pull it away before he bites it!"
"I didn't know brains looked like that. All pink and fuzzy. Ok, watching this is making me hungry."
"Yep. Me too. Pass the chex mix."
"Uhhh... will somebody please help me get my brains back in before Ian eats the rest?"
"Well, I am just going to just close my eyes and pretend this isn't happening."
"Brains!"
Saturday, December 02, 2006
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2 comments:
You can be so wierd sometimes - making our sweet little boy into a storybook brain eating monster!
You are an imaginative freak of nature, and I mean that in a good way.
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