Hello, my name is Jeffery. I am 7 years old and I am a genius. My IQ is 200... kitty IQ that is. I have the patience of a mountain, but I startle easily. I took a picture of myself sitting in my chair. Well, I think grandma got this for that little scary Boogs dude, but I took it from him. It is just my size! My family calls me by many names. One is Chief Little Fish. I think it is because I act like the chief of the cats, and I sit in the sink for hours at a time waiting on water from the tap. I have so share the chief roll with that big fat stupid cat Poof. He is my friend though and we chase each other around the house. Sometimes we fight, hissing and growling, but it is all fun and games. When anyone goes into the bathroom, I come a running because I can drink water from the sink. I love to eat, but that big fat cat will kick me out of my bowl and eat the rest of my food. I know I am too small to fight back, but I don't know why I cave then. I don't any other time. One time I almost died. I couldn't pee, and it hurt so bad. All I could do was lay there and suffer. I had to go to the horrible hospital to get well, but I made it. My house has ghosts in it, and I chase them all the time. Only I can see them of course. My sister is dumb, only having an IQ of about 10. I think I got all the brains in the family. When Ian eats, I sit right next to him as sometimes I get to lick the bowl. Oh, and my favorite thing in the whole world is tuna, but what cat doesn't like tuna? I prefer sushi with wasabi and soy of course, but who doesn't? Well, I am tired now, so I will go take a nap on the bed in the sun.
-Jeffy
2 comments:
Yea! Jeffy finally got his own entry on your blog!! You never even mentioned him in earlier entries. Next time you'll have to give Jewel her five minutes of fame.
Woo Hoo Jeffy! Loved hearing the update on the little orange guy! He does look like he enjoys "his" chair!
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