Today I'm a genetisist, and as you can see, a genetisist makes monsters that look at bit like me...
My name is Yak Slackoff, the famous Russian Genetic Scientist. I have created Bubba the Felipengy as my pet. Isn't he cute? We had had a hard time with keeping his teeth clean as his diet is consting mostly of Dentist Meat lately, and as we all know, that takes a toll on teeth! He also has very bad breath, which doesn't make for a very good table manors. Frankly, just the fact that he doesn't like to close his mouth makes for a very uncomforable couch mate. I think he is all mouth and stomach. When he screams, it is quite primal, and really just plain scares the poop out of people... literally. He seems to think it is pretty funny to watch people soil themselves.
Anyway, be nice, or I will sick Bubba on you!
-Yak
6 comments:
That's one scary creature you have there...does he eat mice like a cat or fish like a penguin?
He eats cats and penguins!
I just rememberd why I do not have pets!
It looks alot like my mother-in-law.
-Michael
Ok, now you apparently just have too much free time on your hands!
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