The Jalapeno Forest

A forest of wild jalapeno peppers has grown in the middle of my towel. I really can't explain how this happened, but I am suspecting alien activity. My current theory is that a saucer visited earth to steal some jalapenos, and during transport, the beam was cut off mid-stream, and they appeared on my towel.

Meanwhile, back at the hall of justice, Batman is continuing to procrasinate on getting the foyer tiling done. Woe is me. Wonder-Woman is planning on chaining me to it Saturday, but I keep wondering how I will get to the garage for supplies. I guess she will have to do that for me. What do I do if I have to poop? Use a bucket? I guess she can run it to the toilet for me. I guess I could always get the Wonder-Twins to help me: Wonder-Twin powers... activate... form of, a toilet... form of, toilet water.