Hi! I’m Poof! I am sneaking onto my mommy’s computer and secretly posting on my daddy’s blog. I set the timer on the camera to take my picture, see? Actually they are not my real parents as I am the spawn of some other mangy felines that abandoned me... Jerks... These peeps just adopted me. Suckers… they feed me, give me a place to live, and scratch my head occasionally. I LOVE to eat, and it is what I am about. I go MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW over and over, then they feed me. If I had an endless supply of food, I would eat myself to death! Then this is this stupid dog that eats my poop. What an idiot! The thing stinks and pretty much just annoys me. When mommy isn’t looking, I fart on her face and rub my butt on her bed. There is this other stupid fraidy-cat Jewel that I chase around and torment for fun. I want to eat her for lunch. That is what I do, so cut me a break Jake! Speaking of jewels, somebody cut mine off. I had bath once, and it was the most horrible thing ever! I need to go lay down as I have been up for 5 minutes now, which is way too long unless I am eating. One time my daddy was dreaming, and he thought I was an alien being used as a soccer ball and he kicked me across the room and I didn't like that.
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What, no mention about our other cat Jeffy? I thought he was Poof's best pal around the house. Remember that time, not so long ago when Poof and Jeffy tag teamed poor little Jewel? There was also no mention of Poofs most favorite activity...chasing, catching and eating mice. Forget that silly dry cat food. Poof likes to play with his food first!
Like father like cat. I seem to recall a certain brother-in-law playing with his prime rib before eating it. I'm still laughing at the thought of you shoveling snow as your little boy giggled. Hey, why don't you have a link to my blog? I'll give you 24 hours or I'll delete the link to your blog from my site!!! Oh, thought you would get a kick out of this... Andrew was laughing so hard at Sam yesterday that he let one rip...I told him Uncle Eric would appreciate what he just did.
Poof was very lucky the day you adopted him...you have a great mouse catcher, which you need living out in the country! Jewel and Jeffy are soo sweet - and Ginger...well she is the GREATEST! She is just a typical dog when it comes to Kitty Krunches - Yuck...but she is also a typical golden...unconditional love!
Ah! I see threats work on you. I will remember that in the future.
I can't afford to loose free publicity...
Sweet talk works better.
Oh, and ginger is the greatest, sure... the greatest stinky pain in my butt.
I still haven't seen anything from you, Eric, acknowledging Jeffy - I think he deserves a whole post after this oversight! Poor little orange kitty!
I hope he's not looking at kitty porn!
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